With at least six schools nearby, the YMCA, various churches and a childrens’ charity / training centre for young people, the applicants have really excelled at finding surely one of the most unsuitable choices of venue in lap dance history.
The question is – can you better it? Any suggestions welcome – the best one wins a limited edition Lap Off! t shirt.
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Lap Off! 
I think it could only be less appropriate if it opened next door to a convent and the publishing office of Spare Rib magazine.