The League of Gentlemen

Apparently, there is nothing to worry about. The new Gentlemen’s club will be an exclusive ‘Mayfair’ type establishment, with an elite membership to rival the Carlton Club in Westminster. They will be attracting ‘business’ men only.

“The idea is that certainly it is to be run as a gentleman’s club, a lap dancing club.” Piers Warne, solitor acting for the Music Palace.

Maybe Lord Lucan will finally make a reappearance?

Here’s what is coming soon to Tottenham Lane*

Here’s what is NOT coming to Tottenham Lane** – no, not at all, no way, honest.

What is all the fuss about? Flaming Crouch End NIMBYS – move with the times – men only clubs are the answer to world peace.

* Good luck with that

** Until the dream client list miraculously fails to materialise, and they are forced to take any scroat off the street to make money.


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