Maybe think about a change of career then..
Relevant story from the BBC last year
Angry lap dancers have taken part in a protest against government plans to reclassify them as sex workers.
Campaigners against the clubs want them to be relabelled as ‘sex encounter establishments’ and say councils should be given more control over them.
Full article here
Link to video http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7708721.stm
Link to story http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7709202.stm